People who suffer from Short Cock Syndrome suffer from an insanely short cock and barely have rizz. This is mainly found in 79.368% of men and mainly found in Asian people and barely found in Black people. If you suffer from Short Cock Syndrome you have lower self-esteem and may suffer from having less game.
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Get the Up syndrome mug.A form of mud-slinging used by supporters of a president that aims to mock their opposition. "President Derangement Syndrome" is the argument that the very existence of said president makes their opposition irrationally angry and unable to think of a legitimate reason for their contempt of said president.
When used in a sentence, the word "President" is replaced with the actual president's surname; for example, if this argument were to be used against those who were opposed to Barack Obama, it would be called "Obama Derangement Syndrome."
When used in a sentence, the word "President" is replaced with the actual president's surname; for example, if this argument were to be used against those who were opposed to Barack Obama, it would be called "Obama Derangement Syndrome."
President Derangement Syndrome is commonly attributed to Donald Trump, leading to an erroneous belief that it started with his presidency; in fact, it started with George W. Bush -- "Bush Derangement Syndrome." Ironically, Bush wound up being quite possibly the most universally hated president in history, and his vice president became not only the most unpopular vice president of all time, but also one of the most unpopular U.S politicians EVER.
The phrase experienced a resurgence under Donald Trump due to him being the most utterly polarizing person in America, as well as the infamous meme "Luke Crywalker" where a woman screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as she hears the news of his inauguration. It proved to be such a commonly used argument by his supporters that it completely overshadowed its predecessor, especially because Trump isn't as universally hated as Bush, so it still holds up.
The phrase experienced a resurgence under Donald Trump due to him being the most utterly polarizing person in America, as well as the infamous meme "Luke Crywalker" where a woman screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as she hears the news of his inauguration. It proved to be such a commonly used argument by his supporters that it completely overshadowed its predecessor, especially because Trump isn't as universally hated as Bush, so it still holds up.
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Get the President Derangement Syndrome mug.A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.
Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
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Get the Frostmens Syndrome mug.Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed.
"you need to go to sleep! And when is the last time you had something to eat or something to drink!?"
"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"
"What is the osemanverse?"
"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"
"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"
"What is osemanverse syndrome?"
"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."
"Oh I definitely have that"
"I know"
"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"
"What is the osemanverse?"
"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"
"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"
"What is osemanverse syndrome?"
"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."
"Oh I definitely have that"
"I know"
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Get the Marshmallow Condom Syndrome mug.A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
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