Football

Xanax

Got these footballs on deck. HMU

by GoGators! September 10, 2018

Football

The little bitches version of rugby if they can’t handle pain like real men

Football is such a pussy sport for bitches

by Bigbossboris September 18, 2018

football ref

Fucking tards that don’t know how to open their eyes. They always fuckup everything and are disappointments to everyone. Usually pedos.

Coach:”Call that you dumbass!
Ref:”I fucked your daughter because I’m a football ref.”

by footballplayer35 October 19, 2018

Footballbat

Footballbat-someting OR someone useless.

"oh Kyle? yes he has as much purpose as a footballbat"

by casperfastt November 23, 2018

football

the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear

football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!

by burgerking footletuce November 30, 2018

Football

The most popular sport of the world. And a sort of worshipping for some fans in England. Played on a simple grounds with simple rules. The very nature of the game seems overly simple and one dimensional, but there is no other sport that inspires so much passion and commitment by fans.

Football is a simple game, it's being played for 90 minutes and in the end, germans stand victorious

by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019

foosball players

the ghetto version of baseball players a nerd wanting to impress a girl

All of those guys are just foosball players, we can’t mess with them

by Hawtahatwahawtahatta February 9, 2019