December 25

People born on this day are said to be extremely holy as Jesus Christ himself was born on this day.

However, there are some drawbacks, which include:

-Getting angry when someone makes a Jesus joke

-Being too religious

-Only getting 1 present because your birthday and Christmas Day are on the same fucking day.

-Getting angry when someone says, ‘Jesus Fucking Christ.’

-Getting angry when someone used Jesus’ name in vain

The advantages are as follows:

-Being able to bestow the holy power of God upon thyself.

-Respect.

-You shall be blessed with the holy power of Jesus Christ, the Cross, the Holy Bible and Holy Water.

Person1: Today is December 25.
Person2: Therefore I get only one present each year.

by shitweasel October 26, 2019

December Fools Day

December 21, 2012 The countdown to destruction. This time is different. It's not at all like those other doomsday predictions, this one is based on the ancient Mayan calendar, so it must be right.

THE TIME IS NOW to buy books written to teach you about the apocalypse, how to survive it, and of course, how to repent your sins just in time to go to heaven.

Yes, it's that time folks, just like 2004, 2001, 2000, and 1997, the world will end on December Fools Day. Oh yes, it's time to be afraid, again.

by clintonk March 5, 2011

December 12

Today you have to hug every person you see that you know, unless you hate them.

December 12 don’t hug the people you hate

by November 1 December 11, 2019

December 16

The top in the relationship gives the bottom a slap on the ass.

Top:*slaps bottoms ass*
Bottom:*blushes* hey why did you do that?
Top: Its December 16
Bottom:*blushes harder* oh

by dabi_daddy December 16, 2019

21 December

The 21 December is the: get fucked by you tall boyfriend day.
He can do whatever he want.

Boy:Bae its 21 December .
Girl: Yeah

by Whatthehellisthat December 15, 2019

2nd December

sickest day of the year. absolutely amazing. anyone born on this day is a god damn amazing person and you should give them a hug or something. if you have no friends that are born on 2nd december, you have a legal right to hug anyone you please

A: why did you hug me you dumb bitch
B: im lonely and its the 2nd december
Judge: yeah he has a right to, next case please

by DSi_Lite November 26, 2020

1st December

1st December is when people get to hug their crushes or ask their crushes out and they gave to hug them back or say yes!

1:Will you go out wiv me?
2:No
1:u can't say that its 1st December
2:oh shit I forgot

by Queisjsbs November 18, 2020