crotch buddy

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "crotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The crotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

by flying10 December 21, 2007

crotch rock

A brand of music that is marked by the mental image of, as you listen and close your eyes, you can see the lead singer clutching his crotch through a pair of shiny leather pants to make his voice sound more like he is oraly farting than singing. Other signs: guitarists who frequent the pelvic thrust and power stance, drummers who play enormous drum sets and spin their sticks while playing

"Dude, have you heard the new albums from Nickelback and Creed?"
"Uh, no, I would rather pour bleach in my eyes than listen to crotch rock."

by poop geyser January 16, 2009

Crotch Rocket

When a male proceeds to show his love and affection for a females body through an erectile penis and or popping a chub.

Dude, last night me and that girl from the party were making out, and i popped a Crotch Rocket

by Anthony P (stud muffin) Baker July 4, 2010

guatemalan crotch cricket

Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.

Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.

by michael falls December 18, 2008

Cronch

Another word for Stinky Vagina.

"Yea I would've gone down on that girl but she got Cronch!" - Onision

by Cartah Hoffah October 9, 2014

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

Crotch surfing

A sport where you go and rub your butts against or "surf" random crotches, on a crowded bus or train. This is a variation of crotch catching, but for people who are shy to use their hands or for people with big asses which makes not playing crotch surfing impossible.

Brenda upon entering the subway: "Hey ya'll. Surfs up! Time to surf some crotches"

Shaniqua: "Because of my gigantic ass, I'm crotch surfing even when I'm not playing. I can ride 6-7 waves at a time. What can I say, I'm a pro."

Eric: "Guys, I severed my hands playing crotch catching. Now I can only crotch surf"

by crotchsurfer August 15, 2010