Circamplusbarymalakospygiac

(adj.)
Sirk-AMP-loos-BARE-ee-muh-LACK-oss-PIH-jee-ack
A descriptor for an individual possessing abnormally large, heavy, soft, and round buttocks—typically of such scale that they defy societal expectation. A rare and glorious physical condition combining the density of a neutron star with the softness of fresh bread dough.

"Bro walked in like he was smuggling planets, dude’s build is full-on circamplusbarymalakospygiac."

by Raccify March 26, 2025

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

Cocaine Plus Journaling Equals No Performing

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

coca cola older than Azerbaijan

An Armenian meme with faulty logic that forgets about the Atabegs of Azerbaijan and Atropatene. According to the meme's logic, Turkish people and their ancestors never had a country until 1923, ergo, according to this logic, The Turks never did the Armenian genocide.

Narek: Honestly as an Armenian, this whole "coca cola older than Azerbaijan" shtick is just dumb.
Krikor: I agree, I mean take a look at Germany, there was never a country called Germany until the 1800s.
Narek: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025

Cocaine Grasshopper

Someone who only sees things at surface level

Bro, you're such a cocaine grasshopper, how do you not understand how this is a work of art!?

by Mor(e)peko February 9, 2026

Carcass Docking

When a guy sticks the head of his penis into a dead man's foreskin.

Greg is a pure animal he has been carcass docking with that stiff in the morgue for about an hour.

by Rusty Load February 17, 2026

Circadian Overflow Reset

The act of fixing or changing one's sleep schedule by going to sleep later rather than earlier. Most commonly done by staying up all night and the next day, then going to bed at the desired time.

At the end of summer break I usually do a circadian overflow reset to get my sleep schedule normal again

by VeldoraTheStormDragon March 6, 2026

coca-hola

The substance the drips out of the anus post ejaculation— cum usually mixed with fecal particulate matter and potentially blood.

Dude: I love to lick that first drip of coca-hola after I cum in your asshole.

by pinkylolz June 15, 2025