bumped up

When someone is hopped up from doing cocaine. Often referred to as doing a bump.

Dude1: wow you guys are talking and carrying on like your all bumped up.

Dude2: yeah we scored an 8 ball at the bar and we've been doing bumps all afternoon

Dude1: You two are good at making piss poor decisions

by Cheetoman69er June 4, 2017

Booty Bump

Snorting a line off a hot bitch's ass.

Hey man I'm going to do a booty bump off this bitch's ass.

by guyluvr April 5, 2017

baby bump

The upsurge in polling a candidate receives after appearing in public with a newborn.

Mayor Shoenfeld experienced a baby bump as he soared to victory after going on a baby kissing rampage.

by ischym October 20, 2008

Fist Bump

When two people are both fisting a girl at the same time. One fisting the vagina and the other fisting the arsehole. While both are fisting the fists hit each other as a form of a bump. 'Fist Bump'

Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with Ashlee?

Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!

by The WizzaRrd September 2, 2011

Taint Bumps

The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus

Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!

by Evil Enzo August 24, 2008

Speed Bump

speed bump
You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at the Bar and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the not too cute chick with her, or overweight friend (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by Not so Special K November 11, 2006

speed bump

very small tits.

Rick's new date has a nice ass, but her tits are speed bumps.

by tit_master#69 March 29, 2010