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united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.
United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019
mugGet the united blindmug.

fine blind

when a nigga can't see how fine you are
"sis why don't he like me"

"girl I heard he was fine blind"
by aqua_25 October 4, 2017
mugGet the fine blindmug.

blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 4, 2022
mugGet the blind eye syndromemug.

Rainbow-Blind

Similar to Color-Bind Racism, one can claim to be Rainbow-Blind. Claiming to not see sexuality's.
I am Rainbow-Blind, I don't see gay, we just have sex on the DL.
by Trying to hard to be Woke April 23, 2021
mugGet the Rainbow-Blindmug.

Conk blindness

The inability to see the conk..aka controller.
She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness
by Sweet tits 44310 March 10, 2019
mugGet the Conk blindnessmug.

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are
man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know
by the blind master September 26, 2018
mugGet the am i blindmug.

Blind Firing Mercy

A word given to those who don't aim in Uncharted 4 the only way they get kills is to blindfire.

They use this has a power to get out of any type of danger.
I can't believe I just got rekt by A Blind Firing Mercy.
by Agent 145 December 6, 2018
mugGet the Blind Firing Mercymug.

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