caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Trout-sausage

Used to describe something that's a load of nonsense or very annoying/ not ideal

That whole pandemic was a load of trout-sausage.

That man was talking pure trout-sausage.

by Wordsnstuff12477 November 25, 2022

side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

horn sausage

Someone who thinks about sex constantly and is not afraid to let their passion show.

Eg. Touching / kissing passionately

He is such a horn sausage you should of seen him with that woman

by Weetyswip August 11, 2015

Sausage Casserole

The result on multiple men ejaculating into a woman while she is on a heavy period.

Me and my mate made sausage casserole with this girl last night.

by Sunsaru February 5, 2019

Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020

slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014