putinscrustyasshole's definitions

Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020

Groundmello

When you drop a marshmallow on the ground.

Aw man I dropped my marshmallow! I guess you could say it's a... groundmello.

by putinscrustyasshole January 23, 2020