spititude

Spiteful attitude

Do not allow a tendency to complain be an unchecked spititude.

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009

Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take

That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.

by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011

Spit hand

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.

Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.

by Spit hand February 9, 2015

spit shined

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new

"She has a Spit shined Rolex"

by Dean's bottom bitch April 1, 2016

spitful

To spit multiple times in someone's face while talking

"The way he spoke was so spitful"

by Taylynn April 14, 2017

Shoite

A more British, more countryside, better version of the word shite and feels great saying it.

That new movie Boss Baby was a real piece of shoite

by VidPig March 12, 2018

spite fight

A war or feud that's fueled purely from hatred and egotism.

My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018