Slumpy Henderson

A name used to describe someone who is tired, lazy, unmotivated or is otherwise exhausted or incapacitated.

What did end up doing on Saturday?
Oh geez, not shit I was a Slumpy Henderson after Friday night.

Na, I don't think I'll make it tonight I'm slumping like a Henderson
ah c'mon don't be a Snooby Haglar.
I totally would, but I've working all day, I'm the slumpiest of Hendersons right now.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 12, 2017

shlurp the brodie

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though

I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.

by Holy cunt October 1, 2017

Sluiper

A Sluiper is a person who stays in your building, University Residence or apartment complex who does not partake or involve themselves in any part of the whole. This means that a sluiper keeps to himself, somewhat like a hermit, but worse. This word is derived from Dutch desent, meaning a ‘prowler’ or somebody who ‘lays low’.

“You are such a sluiper, you didn’t even attend the University Residence’s our long last Thursday!”

by CheeseSlayer October 10, 2017

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

slumptydumpty

Being tired beyond all recognition by the end of the day. Having little to no energy after you've been out all night.

Maaaaaaaan I'm slumptydumpty. I just wanna go to bed.

by adclark32 May 29, 2018

Slumped kiwi

A sexy person who plays minecraft on ps3 and has a friend named alijah and he has all the bitches no matter he’s mr steal yo girl

Damn that’s slumped kiwi I thought he was ugly damn he’s got as fuck

by Definitely not slumped kiwi June 12, 2018

Slumpness

The act of being hella slumped

"God she really hit the highest level of slumpness" "my slumpness is out of control man"

by jnbottyFbI October 29, 2018