Sex

It’s like math.

You « add » the bed
« Subtract » the cloths

« Divide » the legs
And hope to god you don’t « multiplie »

Ex: I’m so going to to Math homework with you tonight. Homework(sex)

by Reall things bitches October 15, 2019

Sex

WHen the birds and the bees hang out in the beehive, but the bird can’t fit into the beehive. So they go to the park and have sex in front of all the kids.

My bee had sex with my bird last night in the nearby park

by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018

Sex

When some one is fucking someone

Damn that sex was good

by B4bxy_zelet November 6, 2019

Sex

The Best fucking thing ever, omg. Sex stands for super, exclusive, xenias. Sex happens when a guy is really horny and goes to the closest bar and drink a lot of vodka. Then he sees a girl with a big fat ass and decide to go talk to her. Next, they end up fucking. He puts his big motherfucking dick into her nice and wet pussÿ. And that’s motherfuckers is sex!

Sofia: OMG Frida. Yesterday I had sex with Elias and another woman. And his dick was so big.
Frida: noooo way! That other woman was me! And hell yeah the dick was like a dinasaur.
Sofia: wohooowwww girl. That’s amazing. I can’t believe we had sex... wow that very cool.
Frida: maybe we should try it again some time.
Sofia: yeah. That sounds good to me.
Frida: when he come into my pussy yesterday I had the biggest orgasm ever. Like I never felt that way before.

Sofia: same.

by Hornygirlsthatjustwantsex February 14, 2020

Sex

A dick will be put into a vagina

Girl: oh babe,dont go hard with me
Guy: This sex wont end
Girl: *moans*

by XxGamerGirlAiyaxX November 9, 2019

Sex

Something that neither you nor me will have tonight.

Ellie likes to have sex in her free time.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022

Sex

What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Looking up sex??? Seriously, get off now before I turn off the internet.

by King jellybean @rick and morty April 19, 2018