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Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.
I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.
by LowTideLow September 15, 2012
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Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.
Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.
by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020
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underlying slopper

An underlying slopper is the act of a girl smearing her boyfriend's diarrhea on his balls and then using said diarrhea as lube to give him a handjob.
Man, I just got an underlying slopper from my girlfriend. It was fucking arousing and awesome!
by MonsterLog42 December 10, 2022
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Job Stoppers

Visible offensive tattoos, such as "fuck You" inked across someones knuckles.
Jimmy - "how did the job interview go?"
Richie - "It went great until he noticed the two Marijuana

leafs tattooed on my neck"
Jimmy - "yeah, i thought those Job Stoppers might be a

problem"
by richieallen April 27, 2010
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Shoppy

Sometimes it no longer becomes clear as to where you are currently located, and in such a situation one might consider it to be shoppy.

Shoppiness often is associated with not knowing where you are, but can also refer to a plethora of alternate situations in which an individual is beyond 2 standard deviations away from the normal curve on a scale of having a "cloodle".
17:57 Steve: getting shoppy > opening up
17:58 Alex: Well...opening up has it's pros and cons, I wouldn't necessarily say that getting shoppy is superior right off the bat without giving opening up proper consideration.
17:59 Steve: good point...first we must wieght the pluses and minuses of each one...and then average them into a coefficient, looking at the coefficients we can then determine, by whichever one is higher, which of the two is victorious
17:59 Steve: ...that right there, was shoppy
18:01 Alex: It is my personal, and well established belief that the only way to properly display by what exact margins one wins over the other, is by first drawing the whole setup out on lined paper, and then we will make a movie of it, and then we will take screenshots from the movie and paste them into a powerpoint presentation, so that we can more efficiently convey the conclusion we come to after weighing both options together...
18:02 Steve: with our final thoughts, essentially averages of all of the implied studes as our means for determining the victor as to whether or not the theory that, "getting shoppy > setting up," only after this conclusion is drawn will our work be finished
18:03 Steve: *not setting up, opening up
18:03 Alex: I agree. Glad we've made this clear to each other.
by Arlisch May 23, 2005
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sloppy eyed

to look or to act shady, to appear uncomfortable, to be acting weird
man he was actin all sloppy eyed last night

this house looks a little too sloppy eyed for me
by Will Scully August 14, 2006
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Sloppy Burger

someone that gets sloppy when they booze, tries to be a bully, despite his size often bullied
Dude was acting a fool last night.

What can you expect? That's sloppy burger at his finest.
by Adam Gale December 30, 2009
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