Shower Cum

When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird

Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know

by HTW92565 March 20, 2016

shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016

Shower

Something YOU should do right now. Put down your phone. There you go. Now go shower! Wash your hair!

How was the shower?

Ew you smell go shower!

by BobaSippingCactus October 27, 2018

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

equator shower

1. (n) A quick and to the point method of bathing that involves only washing the privates. Sometimes it may extend to the armpits as well.

I think I'll do a quick equator shower before heading out tonight.

by horker1 June 4, 2007

Hickory Shower

An act performed by an officer of the law, whereby the officer pulls out his nightstick and begins to beat the offender down to the pavement.

You wouldn't believe the hickory shower this guy got when he tried swinging at the cop.

by Hawke70 June 17, 2008

instant shower

also spray-on shower; choosing to use only a spray of deoderant as opposed to a full shower.

"Katie just texted me asking if I could come over and drill her before work," Tom said. "But I can't really be bothered having a wash. I think I'll just go an instant shower since I always come home covered in oil when I'm with her anyway."

by mrschlaps October 14, 2009