cheecal matter

The combination of cheet and fecal matter one creates when taking a poop, not washing their hands and then sticking their hand deep in a bag of Cheetos.

Those Cheetos have been ruined. Sally put his dirty hands in the bag and covered them in cheecal matter.

by thebusinessinsider September 6, 2013

spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men

Spunk mattress

by P mole December 9, 2013

christian masters

a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah

noah hits christian masters

by asdfjohn May 28, 2014

Marine mattress

A chick who bangs marines 24/7

She's such a marine mattress

by Naughty kitty January 12, 2015

splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird May 9, 2016

jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.

I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.

by RV Rage October 7, 2017