Lanceling

To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.

Lanceling is the best contraceptive, dude.

by Onaan June 29, 2011

lane drifting

On a multi-lane road (usually a highway or mainstreet), lane drifting is when a car suddenly begins 'drifting' over the lanes, usually because the driver isn't paying attention, or cannot see the lanes because they aren't painted well enough.

Usually they'll hover between two lanes, going the speed limit, and holding up traffic in both lanes.

I was stuck going 65 because the guy infront of me was lane drifting between the left lane and center lane, and was apparently oblivious to the chorus of car horns being layed upon him.

by The Sub March 1, 2005

language centre

the language centre is basically strathclyde`s answer to auschwitz. the old ladies gas all the nignogs, downies and creatures of the sort

that dirty spook just stared at me. drag him out of his coon shuttle and stick him in the language centre!!! muhahaha.

by Ben Ifford October 30, 2007

landrace

marijuana that grows in the equatorial regions of earth.
all modern marijuana strains are of landrace heritage .

to have consistent and uniform crops you must use a
landrace strain of genetics

by busto December 22, 2007

Lance of Justice

When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"

Jesus, my ass really hurts from that lance of justice josh gave me last night.

by hkrazy October 17, 2009

lane onion

When driving, the act of straddling two lanes. Especially useful in areas where signage or road markings are poor, and in unfamiliar urban areas where committing to a single lane could cause a wrong turn or other mistake.

"There are people behind us who want to pass."

"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."

"You're pulling an epic lane onion."

by Raser March 8, 2010

Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.

If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.

by The Goochness November 29, 2010