Dirty Heather

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.

Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation

by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021

Heather Weather

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.

Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*

by Uvula February 17, 2010

Heath Ledgers

Rhyming slang for Swedgers a pseudonym for Ecstasy. MDMA, also known as Ecstasy - chemical name (3, 4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine), is a synthetic, psychoactive drug possessing stimulant and hallucinogenic properties. MDMA possesses chemical variations of the stimulant amphetamine or methamphetamine and a hallucinogen, most often mescaline. MDMA is a "mood elevator" that produces a relaxed, euphoric state.MDMA is taken orally, usually in tablet form; sometimes capsule form, in doses ranging from 50 to 150 mg. A normal dose is around 100 - 125 mg. 'Black market' ecstasy tablets vary widely in strength, and often contain other drugs. The size of the pill is not necessarily related to the dose. Its effects peak at about four hours and last approximately four to six hours.

This was made all the more ironic recently by the discovery of a naked, dead Heath Ledger at his New York apartment, surrounded by small white tablets of an undetermined origin.

"I got 15 heath ledgers for 2 squid off big Paul"

"Here, are there any Heath Ledgers floating about tonight? I want to get Heathed off my nut"

by Davey McTavish January 26, 2008

heathcliff

That fat orange feline who never got his big movie break like Garfield did.

At least the cartoon wasn't that bad...

by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

Heath (sex god)

loser; freak of nature; has one of the smallest dicks seen to man kind; not a sex god, but a sex dud; a candy bar

Guys seem to pick Heath to eat as a snack and after they enjoy to lick the Heath off their fingers.

by George Glass July 14, 2004

public health services for mental health care

Mental health care services for select needy groups of the population provided by the government

Repealing the IMD exclusion from Medicaid would be a public health service for mental health care

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Heather

normally the ugliest fucking bitch ever. generally lesbian, but the butch kind. NOT the hot kind. All of her friends are in a biker gang and above the age of 50. She likes to creep on pretty girls and rub her finger between her toes while she does it. She's never had a boy/girlfriend and she rarely showers. She's gross.

Ugh I saw Heather with my grandpa today at the Smiling Skull Bar. Awkward...

by HeathersMom October 9, 2011