couch gravity

couch gravity is when you're being lazy all day long and can't get off the couch.

Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.

by fierle franz May 1, 2010

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couch nug

dank buds of marijuana that have been placed in or on a couch for a undisclosed amount of time.

"Hey who's couch nug is that? can i throw it in this rello?"

as in attempting to fill a cigarillo with marijuana with a nugget of merijuana found on or in the couch.

by catatafish May 19, 2010

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Urban Couching

The act of taking a couch (generally an older more beat up one) out on the town and sitting on it in various places such as in front of local bars, landmarks, or any other place.

We went urban couching last night, we got pictures in front of Lydia's, McDonald's, Winston's, and on the Broadway bridge.

by bryan1618 September 23, 2010

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white couch

the prized piece of furniture that nobody is allowed to sit on

Jerry: "Hey buddy, lay down here until those pain killers wear off."

William: "Not on the white couch ! My wife wouldn't like that."

by Margin Monkey #1 March 17, 2011

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A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.

Darren: Dude you should check out me new nig couches!
CJ: Dude. What the hell.
Darren: Fuuuuuu

by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014

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Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

by Bueriahn September 5, 2012

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