Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool

Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023

Captain Cook

When doing it doggy style, you put one arm behind your back and the other hand shading your eyes, like you're looking for something far away. A variation on the Admiral, but a little more classy (and with historical significance)

Girl having sex doggy style turns around and says "What are you doing?"

Guy replies:" I'm doing the Captain Cook. I'm sailing Down Under"

by Jazzmoid October 30, 2010

Captain Rapist

The creepy guy at your work who has no problem touching other employees. Normally overweight and extremely creepy looking.

Hey dude, that guy slapped my ass on the way to the bathroom again. He's such a captain rapist!

by Damionx October 8, 2008

Captain Cuddles

What Hannah Montana (aka Miley Stewart{aka Miley Cyrus}) called her stuffed animal in an episode of 'Hannah Montana'.

Hannah Montana: "I love Captain Cuddles"
Cool Girl: "Your weird! Why do you treat a stuffed animal as a real animal"??

by JewelLeeana February 10, 2009

Captain AwesomeFace

The coolest man that ever lived, he has a dick like Jesus.

Paul: " Hey McDizzle22 you rock this Playstation network."
McDizzle22: " I know, I'm Captain AwesomeFace get in line to kiss my ass."

by Deadite80 June 20, 2010

Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016