baste

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

by Captain Sex Offendor November 14, 2007

bestest

1. the cutest
2. the sweetest
3. the nicest
4. the one who makes me the luckiest

How did I get so lucky to have the bestest boyfriend ever?

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

bestest

Better than best. It's the bestEST.
Whoopdedoo!

The popcorn was the BESTEST thing they'd ever eaten.

by Julia<3 January 30, 2009

bestest

Another way to say something that is more best to you

I have one BESTEST friend that is.... someone???

by Sirlankangirl February 16, 2010

beastess

a female beast

I am a sezzy beastess

by Jenny October 16, 2003

Bastedo

A stylish suit or tuxedo.

Rob: Did you get your bastedo for the party?
Marty: No, I'm getting a bit overweight
Rob: Don't worry about it, I've got akimow and add!
Marty: Well, that's still better than akimow bukkake
Rob: Stay away from my sister.

by Marty January 30, 2005

Bestest

saying you're good in a sarcastic way, to imply that you're bad

Surgical is the bestest at podcasts.

by THATRANOMDNESSPUFF March 4, 2010