Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

Bacon

English/UK Prison rhyming slang - "Bacon bonce" - Nonce

"That fellah's a right Bacon" (that gentleman is a bit of a pedo)

by Mark May 31, 2004

sexual bacon

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender

Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.

by Gnome February 5, 2005

bacon333

Posts on steampowered and also showbiz2.com

Addicted to personal messages and double posting.

Loves sucking up to mods.

"Hey, I'm gonna check out showbiz2"
"Oh whoa, bacon333 might spam your PM box"
"You're right!"


Just kidding bacon, don't take offense.

by James from Jamaica May 2, 2005

bacon dodger

Slang term for jews, not meant to be specifically offensive, but there's no accounting for some peoples sensibilities, is there?

"and as for Jacob, it's months since I last saw the old bacon dodger"

by Taff Roberts September 8, 2008

nibble on my bacon

The act of performing oral sex.

"I got that new chick from work to come over and nibble on my bacon the other night."

by the ham January 29, 2006

Burning The Bacon

To masturbate. Specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a chore or task because you became distracted by your urge to masturbate. Coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer A.J. Aalto.

Jim: Thought you were going to call me back.
Trixie: Sorry, I was busy burning the bacon.

by iskryla January 15, 2014