Duracell Battery

Usually referring to an African American person with bright blonde/ ginger colored hair.

Person: Have you heard that black people are starting to bleach their hair blonde?
Me: Yeah, I call them Duracell Battery

by LuckerVangersaad June 15, 2018

Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.

Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.

by Stoney69 January 5, 2019

Battyfish

A person who is bad at rocket league

Sam Burrows scores an own goal
Rio says “Sam you’re a battyfish”

by OreoMaster99 July 9, 2021

battery

Metallica's best song IMO

Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me! Cannot Stop the Battery! Pounding out aggression, turnis into obsession! Cannot kill the Battery! Cannot Kill the Family, Battery is found in me!

by Deathbyspoons August 11, 2004

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter

by John McFloss September 21, 2008

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

9 volt battery

1 A power source.

2 A simile for your girlfriend's brown eye.

Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010