5 pound

an answer to any sexual inuendo said in a northern english voice "five pounds" can be said whilst rubbing your bended legs . Think it comes from a combination of vic reeves rubbing his legs and mark and lard ex radio 1 DJ saying "5 pounds" ...prolific in the midlands

builder "the scaffolding has been erected"
surveyor "5 pounds" can be whilst rubbing legs

by blagnbone April 17, 2008

5/7

Its a norwegian counting of the word dick, its known as the ringerike vgs term and its all OGH's fault

Den der var 5/7 as
Det var så 5/7

by Afnarqq September 9, 2016

5 Percenter

People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!

He's a 5 percenter!

by Ghumo August 17, 2018

5/8ths

The smallest dick was 5/8ths of an inch. This is said to make fun of a guy for having a small penis or to tell him that he has no chance with girls.

5/8ths!

by ohlifex August 13, 2010

5 december

✨sinterklaas✨

its 5 december sinterklaas is going to give us presents

by uglywh0re__ December 5, 2020

5 second rule

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.

John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::

by M July 10, 2004

5 Alive

A meaningless phrase used for emphasis after the number 5.

A:wait how many are there?
B: 5
A: 5 Alive!

by LiveS2rApe February 14, 2010