Afterism

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

by Xx T N T xX June 28, 2004

Sunday afternoon

The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests.

Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend.

In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening.

See also the eleventh hour.

Geez, I hate my teacher. Can you believe she assigned us a 10 page paper on Friday? She knows no one's going to start until Sunday afternoon!

by Lady Chevalier November 6, 2005

aftersplash

When you take a dump and water splashes up into your asshole.

Diem took a dump and felt the aftersplash.

by MR123 October 3, 2006

afterjiggle

The amount of time that a booty jiggles and shakes after being smacked with considerable force. Can also be used when referring to the intensity of the aforementioned jiggling.

Damn, that girl's ass had a 6 second afterjiggle!

by K.Smith January 25, 2008

afterbake

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.

SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.

by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

afternoon alder

A boner that comes around in the afternoon with a hard suprise.

Ahhh man dude, I have a afternoon alder and its a big one

by Bruhballs March 27, 2017

intimate afternoon tea

A gathering between companions in an intimate, classy, and tea-like setting.

R: Hey! Want to go for some intimate afternoon tea?
M: Yes, most definitely.

by TIALNTISAC November 19, 2018