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Ball shredder

When you stick you balls in a paper shreder and they jam half way though
Ball shredder a better than ball strechers
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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Dirty Rice Ball

When your balls shrivel up during a rim job after a #dirty spatula.
Dat bitch was given me a shitty rim job and da heat didnt work in her Kia and I gots a dirty rice ball…shiiiiiit! I gave dat bitch a dirty spatual!
by Jennattalia November 22, 2025
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House Ball

house ball
ˈhau̇s ˌbȯl
noun

1. A pinball term: the ball that drains immediately after being launched, typically going straight down the middle or out an outlane, before the player has any chance to make contact with a flipper. Often compared to a casino “house win,” since the machine effectively keeps the player’s money without providing any meaningful play.

2. Informal: An exaggerated complaint made by a pinball player who insists that house balls occur to them far more often than to anyone else, despite all evidence to the contrary. Usually accompanied by dramatic outbursts, theatrical sighs, or the conviction that the universe is conspiring against them personally.

— house ball, verb
house-balled; house-ball·ing
: to suffer an immediate drain without making contact with the flippers

Etymology:
First known use: mid-20th century pinball arcades, where unlucky plunges were said to be “claimed by the house.” In modern usage, the term has expanded to describe both the event and the theatrical meltdown of certain players who treat every house ball as a cosmic injustice aimed squarely at them.
• “Launched the ball, drained instantly — that’s a house ball.”
• “On older machines, house balls are common and just part of the game.”
• “HOUSE BALL?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS MACHINE IS RIGGED!!!”
• “That wasn’t a drain, that was a government-sanctioned assassination of my bonus multiplier… HOUSE BALL!!!”
• “Three house balls in a row? Clearly the pinball gods hate me personally and no one else.”
• “You didn’t just get a house ball, bro… you got a deep state conspiracy.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 14, 2025
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Ball-Diamond-Ball

A vessel restricted in maneuvering. A vessel constrained to a navigable course to keep the vessel out of harms way.
While entering and leaving home port Ball-Diamond-Ball must be displayed to show others you must remain safe and therefore will not change course.
by Pierced69 January 7, 2022
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Boonka Balls

Another way of saying that someone is very bad and or horrendous at something.
That guy Vincent is boonka balls at video games.
by Hajeen April 21, 2024
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maul ball

When two individuals engage in frantic, desperate, primal~easier sexual intercourse, effectively mauling one another. The resultant action tends to resemble one of those cartoon dust clouds with various protruding arms and legs.
Fuuuuuuuuhuhuhuhk I haven't seen u in a faaaahahahahahahahakin weeeeeeek we're gonna make such a faakin mawlbawl (maul ball)
by VikingQueen2000 November 27, 2017
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burnt cheese ball

OMG john is such a burnt cheese ball.
by veirlo December 14, 2021
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