When you blow your load into a "special friends" hand and then take their hand and slap their face with it.
by Space Monkey 4 life August 5, 2015
It may not be the most profoundly disturbing or even most potentially damaging sexual act ever conceived, but I would not care to be on the receiving end of a "dirty spatula", if you know what I mean.
by Mattzog and Kilna February 12, 2008
A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.
by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022