Blue Tool

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.

Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?

by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008

Clown tool

All round general idiot

That guy is a right fucking clown tool

by Lenny Banter July 29, 2008

cock tool

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is used for only sex. A cock tool is not treated like a normal human but as a masturbation device that only looks like a person. The cock tool is not talked to except to be given commands.

"Man that bitch is such a cock tool, she can't say no to any swinging dick out there."

by zanman October 3, 2006

Debate tool

aa person who is in debate and also a tool. usually copies everyone else while trying to be cool. and he debates

Troy; hey you wanna hang with sam?
Taylor: hell no that kids a debate tool.

by t rizzle44 May 7, 2009

Gardening tool

The nice way of saying hoe

Person a: Lowkey shes a gardening tool
Person b: exactly like such a hoe

by PrincessPom January 14, 2021

Hooligan Tool

n. Any non-electrical tool that can be used for breaking-and-entering or assault, especially heavy tools that can be used to bludgeon and batter.

"I know he wasn't fixing a leaky faucet with that monkey wrench. That was undoubtedly his hooligan tool."
"I always carry my good ol' crowbar with me at night. You could say it's my hooligan tool, and you'd be right."
"He didn't have a car, but he carried a tire iron with him and looked at us menacingly. I was afraid he would clobber me with his hooligan tool."

by Wardog July 31, 2008

Wuss Tool

A person that is cowardly, lame or who doesn't answer a question directly.

President Bill Clinton was a Wuss Tool when asked about his intimate relationship with Monica Lewinsky during the nationally televised White House conference.

by ShimmerPuppy March 6, 2009