Smoke Monster

A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.

Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???

by Betrayed Lostie June 6, 2011

Smoke Sausage

A non white dinga ling.

Damn, look at that ho all up on that smoke sausage.

by MJ ALL DAY May 2, 2003

smoke bomb

Noun: A very attractive young lady (or perhaps man) for which the term "smoking hot" is not sufficient to describe the magnitude of their attractiveness.

"Holy crap! That girl is a smoke bomb!"

by bren man September 12, 2006

smoke you

To confirm with antoher individual and (or) animal that it will be ass-beaten in a short time.

Dan: Hey bitch
Samsung: Smoke yous biotch.

by Cali4niaBreez September 30, 2005

eat n smoke

Real potheads dont put on the spliff just cuz dinner is served

ergo: eat n smoke

Last x-mas we did some serious eat n smoke at turkey dinner

by CNote7 December 14, 2008

smoke

A military slang term for artillery. To 'bring smoke' = order an artillery strike. 'Chief of Smoke' = senior sergeant in an artillery unit.

The FO read the coordinates carefully into the radio's handset. Bringing smoke was a difficult job; one wrong syllable and a shell could land among the friendlies.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

smoke bomb and ninja flip

when used together they mean ugly girl and girl who is out of your league respectively. Used when you are at a bar and there is no girl there that you think you could have sex with. Thus, "the bar is full of smoke bombs and ninja flips."

"the bar is full of smoke bomb and ninja flip."

by Dan Sturgeon September 16, 2006