Rachael

absolutely stunning. short but fiesty. gorgeous blonde hair. sarcastic. loves to have fun. guys pretty much worship at her feet. mega thin. easy to get lost in her eyes. soft skin. typically short. best kisser you'll ever get. insanely good taste in music. if you're friends with a rachael, you're one of the luckiest people in the world. if i were you i'd do my best to get close to her and never let her go.

guy: so i heard you're hanging with rachael later.
other guy: yeaa.
guy: damn you're so lucky! when you're done can i have her?
other guy: no way she's all mine. ;)

by ihateyourface February 3, 2010

Ranchably Dippable

A food that has a unique ability to become more delicious when dipped in ranch. i.e. pizza, buffalo wings, etc...

I have a craving for some ranchably dippable food, lets order a pizza.

by Roqy672 October 25, 2009

ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

by snibey September 7, 2011

Rachel

A very pretty female with a nice body. She can be sarcastic, short-fused, and depressed at times, but If you are friends with her, she'll always be spouting language and cracking jokes about the last round of TorD you played. She has imaginary boyfriends, so boys, you'll have to work EXTRA hard to get to go out with her. She prefers a set group, rather than a twisted mass of half-friends. Easy to fall in love with. Very sexy, cute face, and quite a hot bod. Dark sides: Short fuse. That's about it.

'Is it just me or does Rachel seem extra sexy on Tuesdays?'

by JumpyBurger9 January 11, 2015

A Rachel BRB

A Rachel BRB (be right back) is when one person says BRB on instant messager with the intention of signing off and returning at a much later time. It should be substituted with a BBL (be back later).

Rachel: BRB!
Bob: Okay.
Rachel: Signing off 5:30pm.
Rachel: Signing on 10:00pm.
Rachel: I'm back
Bob: Away Message Response: Went to bed.
Hence, A Rachel BRB, and not a typical BRB.

by A friend of Rachel January 12, 2008

Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.

Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"

by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011

rachelosexual

someone who is attracted to only people/objects named "Rachel".

"Wow, tony is so weird, he's a rachelosexual, too bad he's married to julia."

by Rachel loves you face November 25, 2009