Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

Phantom Shitter

The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters

Wow, nobody knows which Phantom Shitter put a piece of fecal matter in that locked locker.

by C. Shiet May 13, 2019

phantom snort

The act of inhaling cremated ashes through the nostrils to reach a level of high.

Bro, I want to phantom snort you when you die cuz I love you so fucking much and I want you inside me

by Rocket_man16 July 2, 2019

Phantom

phantom means phantom.

There's a phantom stain on my bag.

by The smexy Max Fox July 28, 2019

Phantom Fox

A Metaphor for someone that That is Unpredictable And Reveals Itself unexpectedly and Has Heightened Sense Of awareness And Is Very Swift Like a Fox as a Spirit animal while the phantom side is When He/She comes out of Nowhere then goes back to being hidden.

He/She Was Very mysterious I barley see Him/Her but when I’m having trouble with something He/She comes out of nowhere like a phantom And is as swift as a Fox With those two Words together becomes Phantom Fox.

by Masked Oni August 17, 2019

Phantom phallus

The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women

That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

Phantom Strain

Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.

I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.

by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019