suspicious package

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

by 0ptimistic December 3, 2009

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Vag-pack

1) is a group of girls ( 3-18) usually found in packs, such as cheerleaders this also applies to more than 3 girls in the bathroom the female version of a sasuge fest.

2) an extremly tight vagina similar to a bag of chips, after which when you "open" it , is loose and resembles and open bag of chips.

1) girl 1: holy crap its a vag-pack int his bathroom

girl 2: Omg i know theres like 6 girls in here.

2) john: you i heard suszie has a vag-pack

grant: yea, she did not its just an open bag of chips.

john: NICE!!!

by abe the egg December 31, 2009

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hurley pack

to pack a bowl half way or less....

Joe: yo pack one
Josh: ok dude
Joe: what the hell is this a hurley pack again?!

by joe9814 January 7, 2011

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Fudge Package

The sexual organs of someone who is of homosexual orientation

Ben came over last night. I totally showed him my fudge package

by Tits McPee November 2, 2010

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Cheese Packer

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.

James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.

by CoyleCassidyBrox3 June 15, 2011

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