Star Jones Reynolds

Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at ABC's The View. Recently got married to Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.

I saw Star Jones with Al Reynolds last night at the club. Al started checking out my boyfriend. Star got pissy and sat on Al.

by Ayi Delisi November 19, 2004

Gentle Jones

talented rapper who gives aways all his tunes for free and wastes his whole day on messageboards.

gentle jones can be found at www.gentlejones.com

by Slim Godbody March 22, 2005

jonesed

1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.

When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!

by cobra March 31, 2004

Tom Jones

some singer dude that my dad threw his underwear at for a good laugh on a business trip, lol. True story! It was the night I was born, no joke.

Tom Jones was part of my birth story. xD

by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009

Jones-n-it-up

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.

Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party

by Matt May 13, 2005

Mr. Jones

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

gethin jones

The term for someone who has a strong outward appearance of gayness.

To Jahan: "You are such a Gethin Jones"

by Anna K McCarthy April 5, 2008