laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.

that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.

by dave6000 June 22, 2007

Goo Goggles

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.

"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.

by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008

ily google

when your feelings for googleand its doodles are way more stronger than other research platforms you use ily google and also when you read google multiple times without pausing it starts becoming weirder and weirder

i guess i am the only one who uses the ily google idom

by the one who loves google November 25, 2018

saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)

Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

by simpdapimp01 January 4, 2017

Walnut Hill Goggles

When you’ve been attending walnut hill for so long that’s people who used to not seem attractive all of a sudden seem attractive.

“Hey isn’t Mateo much hotter this year right?”
“ no bro, that’s just your Walnut hill goggles kicking in.”

by Mrhillofthenut September 24, 2019

U of M goggles

Term used to describe the lowering of standards of physical attractiveness which almost inevitably occurs when attending the University of Michigan. The phenonemon is caused by a prolonged exposure of the male student population to a mostly unattractive female student body (i.e a five becomes a nine because the highest number is a six). Only in leaving the Ann Arbor campus are the goggles removed and the true distortion of the level of physical attractiveness realized.

Ted: "Wow, I visited Michigan State last weekend and the girls are so much hotter. I never realized how fugly (and snobby) the girls in Ann Arbor are."

Ted's friend: "Dude, its the U of M goggles."

by c_U_there August 30, 2007

google.com

A search engine that can be used to search anything from how a TV works to what a monkey is. It also includes a global map that can be seen in satellite or hybrid and can even show how good (or bad) the traffic is.It's everything you need in one simple search engine.

And for those who like to stay updated:
Google and NASA are teaming up to form a world-class observatory to every desktop, giving anyone with PC access to remote galaxies and exploding supernovae. The images will be taken by the newly built Large Synoptic Survey Telescope, or LSST, slated to go online in 2013. Get ready to have 30 TERABYTES of astronomy imagery, baby!!!!!

Person 1: Oh man, i missed Sex ED at school. Where am i going to learn that "stuff"?
Person 2: On Google.com, DUH!

Person A: WOW, i love science. Where can i learn more about it?
Person B: Check out Google.com. It has loads of stuff

by Alec K June 2, 2007