ConCocktion

When you engage in sex with your partner while you ejaculate in her butthole she shits out the cum and poop. After you donkey punch her and blood mixes into the lot of cum and shit which makes a brownish red substance

i made a ConCocktion with my partner in a glass jar then got my friend to taste it

by Brando3494 April 18, 2009

condom-cum

condom-cum is the dick-gasm that a guy leaves in a rubber after it's been used.

As a teenager, I used to get together with some of my friends and we'd jack off in condoms and leave the used rubbers full of our condom-cum along "Lover's Lane" type places so the cum-sucking cum-collectors would find them and then eat our jizz!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

Concordia [University]

Concordia University is an English language comprehensive public university located in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. It is also considered one of the best universities in the world.

Concordia University is the best university in Montreal... don't even think about saying that it's not.

by vipwoody January 8, 2009

obama condom

A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.

Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"

Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."

by nghtwaterTom December 16, 2008

Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005

condomsex

hot sex with a condom

that chick is having "condomsex"

by jessica April 2, 2005

condomize

The act of putting on a condom

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.

by enrico suave February 6, 2013