Baberaham Lincoln

A really hot woman.

Dude if she were the president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln!

by JoeyEdge August 21, 2009

Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

Baked

Being so fucking stoned you don't know what you are doing.

Yo man i am so baked. Man wanna go get baked? Man i am mad baked

by Asfunorzo May 8, 2008

Bake Cookies

Verb

1. Sexual Intercourse

Nick: Yo Kate what do you say we go bake cookies?

Kate: Okay sounds good to me

Nick: Perfect, now i have a chance to use my grandmas secret recipe

by The Master Cookie Chef March 3, 2009

Bagerger

Every demeaning word you call a girl who is otherwise known as a slut put all together to form one MEGA-WORD.

Yo Zane that "Bagerger" is all up on you am i gonna have to choke a bitch?

by six nine brosk September 21, 2010

Bajer

To bajer - verb
Browsing of the Polish social networking website www.bajer.pl leading to almost unrealistic standards of women which in turn causes uncontrollable vomiting upon witnessing women of other countries and cultures.

"I bajering for 3 hours last night, now my wife, Alessandra Ambrosio, no longer seems attractive to me." -boyfriend

by Przemek I. April 10, 2009

bake-over

A condition suffered the morning after having smoked, eaten, or otherwise ingested a copious amount of marijuana or hashish. Typical symptoms include sluggishness, tiredness or the inability to get out of bed, and a general feeling of no motivation to engage in physical movement or intellectual challenge. Can be brought on by either too much weed or too many brownies, nacho chips, or microwave popcorn.

Girlfriend (in the bathroom, yelling): "Let's go down to the beach today."

Boyfriend (in bed): "Not a chance. I'm fine right here."

GF: "Five joints and a bag of chips...you've got a bake-over. Get your butt up and let's get some sun."

by rockstar1 May 19, 2009