watermeloning

An abortion technique when the mother decides to fall belly first onto the ground and crushes the fetus, sending blood and guts everywhere like when one smashes a watermelon.

Bethany couldn't get an abortion so she resorted to watermeloning.

by depfried145 November 17, 2025

Ugandan Watermelon

Shortly after taking a shit, a woman prolapses her own anus then a man proceeds to suck on it while picking out pieces of shit from his teeth as if they were watermelon seeds.

I gave Amy a Ugandan Watermelon last Friday.

by ScurvyFishFromTheCarribanSea67 December 28, 2025

Watermelon

Sea men.... not the "seedless" variety.

When Bey says she's drinking Watermelon...she got it from the Surfboard.

by NYCMUERTE March 6, 2025

Watermelonic

Watermelonic is possessing the quality of being extremely soft/easy and hard at the same time.

That test was extremely watermelonic. I think I wasn't sure if I was going to fail spectacularly or pass with flying colors.

by Hellothere12078 May 17, 2023

Watermelon Fucker

a Watermelon Fucker is a dude who well.. Puts a hole in a watermelon and fucks it. These type of people are actually not that common and are mostly used in Packing ( another way for saying Argument ) and just calling someone a name in general.

1: Ewwwwwwww you are such a watermelon fucker
2: No im not!
1: Yes you are!

by Α May 18, 2023

watermelon gambit

A special move where one yells watermelon gambit and draws a dick on the closest items

WATERMELON GAMBIT
*draws dick*

by Peter Griffin Jr June 2, 2023

Watermelon Gambit

This is when your in school and you draw a penis on the nearest persons paper.

I was pissed whenever Jeffrey hit me with the watermelon gambit in science class.

by Watermelondude69420 June 3, 2023