On the Pipe

Sarcasticly saying that your hitting the power ban and being crazy and fast while riding

Did you see Mike today, He was on the pipe

by CG627 November 8, 2006

use the Force on the pink Darth Vader

To jerk off; to masturbate to orgasm.

I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!

by pentozali October 19, 2006

The Pirate

Stated simply as any sexual arousal for a male to the point of ejaculation.
He then ejaculates into the woman's eye upon which she covers her eye with her hand. Immediately following, the male punches her in the stomach. At this point with her hand over her eye she yells, "ARGHHHHHHH"

-Timeline of Events

Male: "Oh baby, Oh baby!"
Male: *Squirt*
Female: "My Eye!"
Male: *Punch*
Female: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!

by Zachry Diehl March 14, 2005

taking the piss

vb. Medical.

When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.

I had to go to the clinic and the nurse took the piss out of me

by Ben Dover of the Yard September 4, 2004

one in the pink and one in the stink

porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.

"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"

by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

The Pig

Swine flu (H1N1) currently spreading from Mexico

Dude 1: Dude, I can't go out tonight. I think I have The Pig real bad."
Dude 2: Damn Bro. Don't even think of bringing that stuff over here1"

by fyrelyzard66 April 25, 2009

slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007