teleprompterrific

This is the nirvana-state in which the fawning Obamanoids reside when there are no equipment failures and the savior can actually come off as if he has any idea what the hell he is talking about.

Dude, I just listened to Obama speak for 26 minutes on the "overseas contingency". There was zero substance, and no pregnant pauses. Plus, he never blurted out a single "uhhhh", and he was teleprompterrific.

by FastEddie, KOS May 2, 2009

turkish telephone

Hiding a cellphone in one's anus

Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.

by William Watts August 20, 2007

television

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.

And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.

by AYB June 20, 2003

telephone

to place one's scrotum into the mouth of another individual (i.e. tea-bagging)while simultaniously reaching your penis around the individuals head and into their ear

dude i gave this chick a telephone call but she was to out of it so i left a message behind her ear

by bukkakeonericsface December 9, 2007

Television

American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.

Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)

Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.

by Mike May 2, 2007

indian telemarketer

A person which is always suggesting cleaning products, and long distance calling, Generally they are found in herds crowded in a smokey room with computers all around them.

Generally there name is Patrick

My god patrick is an indian telemarketer

by Kabish November 22, 2007

hubble telescope

An unusally large aperatus for the project at hand. Generally used in the medical and/or scientific fields, though not always. Refers to the famous space telescope that allows Earth scientists to see the farthest reaches of this galaxy and others.

Is more and more used to describe unusally large objects in general.

Event: Kelly sees Jon using a arch welder to light his cigarette.

Kelly says, "Look at Jon using the hubble telescope over there"

Event: Sam was in need of a biopsy and the instrument the doctor used was very big.

Sam says, "I don't know why you need the hubble telescope to see it"

Event: Tara noticed that Larry had very large hands.

Tara says, "Best be keeping your hubble telescopes away from me"

by TamTamInTheBay October 1, 2006