cock shock

When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.

I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?

by Bromski March 6, 2008

Shit Shocked

When you are waiting to use a public toilet and the person is taking forever, you reach over the stall and taser the person so they shit uncontrollably. Then you can pull them out of the stall and take your shit and leave before they wake up. Usually done by police or little old ladies.

I had to take a shit and got tired of waiting so I shit shocked this dude, dropped a grumping and left.

by Moneyshotman February 7, 2010

space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie May 13, 2005

shocken

Cross between shocked & shaken.
Origin: In November 2002, DFM (female) had a trip to Australia. Later that month she rang her best friend, GGK (also female) to say she was engaged to a guy she just met (Me!). At the wedding banquet in May 2003, GGK was so nervous during her speech she said that when DFM rang her about the engagement, she was SHOCKEN (meant to say shocked & shaken!). The word caught on in our circles and is now a regular word used in our speech!

When my best friend went overseas and rang me a couple of weeks later she was engaged to a guy she had just met, I was SHOCKEN.

by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004

sticky shocker

A sticky shocker is a device used in splinter cell; it is shot out of your gun in the game to shock the enemy till he hits the ground unconscious, one of the most effective devises in the game in my own opinion...

Dude when you hit his ass with the sticky shocker it looks like he’s having a full body seizure

by pillow3971 April 5, 2005

internet shock

When somebody gets shocked at how much they can do on a computer. Usually an old person or somebody who has got the internet for the first time.

Nan: You'll never guess where I was last night!
Me: Where?
Nan: Shopping for houses in SPAIN
Me: MUM Nan still hasn't gotten over internet shock has she?

by X - Leah _ x May 30, 2006

Bum Shock

Also known as Poo Jabs.

Bum Shock is caused by a confusion at the Sphincter and is recognised by a short attack of pain in the anus. It is ultimately caused by needing a massive poo which hasn't quite brewed.

Ouch, my bum hurts.

You've got Bum shock!

by Gallimerde March 3, 2007