Staticizing

Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.

Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.

by staticballs April 9, 2022

statitstics

Large-scale findings regarding those delightful "milky-squeezy thingies" dat females possess.

It's said dat da liquid-silicone-containing tonic Pepto-Bimbo is good for temporarily making your boobs bigger, but I would need to look at da actual statitstics before I went so far as to believe said grandiose assertion.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022

statist

A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.

When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.

by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022

static bang

just before sex or orgasm : charge yourself with static with socks on the carpet : touch them there

I gave her a STATIC BANG on the nipples as she got off....

by uncomply June 25, 2022

Static Nothing

To describe something that just doesn't exist.
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An area in between space and time that holds the being named SuRReal.
The area consists of nothing but static.

These chips have a flavor that tastes like static nothing.

You've fallen into the static nothing.

by CHAMPAL July 15, 2022

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.

I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.

by OldMoneyBunny August 21, 2022