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Wetlands in the sheets 

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

the end of the world by skeeter Davis on repeat 

Its a reference from the movie “girl interrupted.” Daisy a mentally ill girl in the movie kills herself, the way they find out is when the song “the end of the world- skeeter Davis” is continuously playing on speaker.
Friend: “Ima play the end of the world by skeeter Davis on repeat😩”
Me: “How about no”

skeet skeet skeet 

A phrase commonly said by white males to try to make them seem more closely related with the southern rap movement.
I made dat ho pissed when i said skeet skeet skeet and shot it all up on her
1. The sound a water sprinkler makes when it's turned on: "SKEET, SKEET, SKEET"

2. A slang term that implies ejaculating in a forceful or erratic manner.
SKEET by Destro June 24, 2004

Green Corn Skeetaroni 

A sexual move involving the discharge of green pus onto a female's face.
Person 1: Were you at Jessie's house last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude, I gave that bitch the green corn skeetaroni!

Person 1: Did you get any in her eye?

Person 2: Fuck yeah cuz, I hope it gets infected
1. That skeet ass stole my beer!

2. What?! He stole your beer?! What a skeeter!

3. Dude that chemistry test was so skeet.
skeet by lil caddy November 30, 2007