douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011

D-Stack

A word describing a man's reproductive organ

Cara broke her foot, but Josh still gave her the D-Stack.

by Fraticus Finch April 17, 2011

Mount Hood Stacker

Jokes about being a furry and most people think he's joking when really he's not. He's a furry, and not the weird kind. Also he tends to say uwu and owo sometimes so be aware if he pounces on you uwu. Besides him being a furry he stacks cups which is kinda interesting I guess.

Hey did you hear Mount Hood Stacker got a new cycle record?
I did, also he's a furry and he almost pounced on me uwu.
Did you just say uwu?

by MountHoodStacker October 23, 2020

faux'stache

A false mustache
Also: a false moustache

Mustache Day was a big success. Everyone in Mrs. Tutt's 2nd period class had on a faux'stache.

by Mustache Man! July 25, 2008

B-stache

A B-stache belongs to anyone sporting a moustache reminiscent of a stache found in a B-movie, especially an 80's B-movie. The bestowing of a B-stache is often enhanced by naming a specific B-movie or B-movie actor that the B-stache most closely brings to mind.

Did you see that guy? That was a Smokey and the Bandit B-stache!

by subwoofa22 February 13, 2006

Tapping the Stache

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

Dave’s triple stacked

It’s when your girl dresses up like Wendy with the wig and freckles, takes three slices of American cheese and jams then on your dick; then she sits on it and craps on your cock after she slowly pulls it out there’s your Dave’s triple stacked (add lube for a juicy triple stacked)

Even the prosititutes in boulder highway charge more for a Dave’s triple stacked

by Lichowid December 31, 2018