Joseph Pavalon

The name that ancient witchdoctors predicted would be given only to an incredibly talented individual destined to great things. (Buckthorn, 148) The day Joseph Pavalon was born will one day be an international holiday, as predicted by the soothsayers. The first name is derived from the name of many biblical figures, and is interpreted to mean that he will be a consummation of all previous Josephs. Pavalon is derived from a combination of "Powerful" and "Avalon" is a reference to the Arthurian Legend in which Avalon is a magical island. When Joseph Pavalon joins the ranks of mortals, the Golden Age of the globe will begin.

400 A.D. Man: "Oh, why is life so difficult?"
400 A.D. Other Man: "Let us pray that one day, Joseph Pavalon will be born."
400 A.D. Man: "We shall."

by Diddy Kong Racer April 30, 2010

To Pavelize

To walk and creep aimlessly; To strive not to cockblock; To surround oneself with Asian friends

I was attempting to study in the lounge, but he perceeded to pavelize by the window.

by Hail Russia May 17, 2010

david pavia

Very big dick hot as fucking guy he's an awesome friend and a freak in bed. Every girl needs a david in there life

I love david pavia big dick

by Beast407 September 12, 2013

being pavelled

(sl.) getting rekt by insane rng. Usually used when a babbling book is involved, winning you the hearthstone tournament.

Oh damn, im being pavelled!
Also;

AmnesiaSC got pavelled twice in a row

by BugInAPipe November 21, 2016

Cheese Pavilion

1. Light roofed public structure in which gourmet cheeses are often consumed.

2. Term of endearment for an individual who has been helpful, particularly in an eccentric or unasked-for manner.

Now darling let's head over to the cheese pavilion, I hear they've some extra matured Blue Wensleydale there that's absolutely to die for!

Thank you William for so enthusiastically reciting the Zimbabwean national anthem thrice over to us all, you're a real cheese pavilion (who can stop now)

by Charlemagne1993 February 23, 2017

giulia pavone

Giulia Pavone is a divisor

7 is the Giulia Pavone of 42

by XxxMemeMasterxxX March 30, 2017

Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017