microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done

Random: watcha doing?
Bob: Microwave Olympics

by merciless_blade February 9, 2014

Microbeej

A blow job given to a micropenis.

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.

by beastboner February 4, 2015

microtyzed

To make an item small that was once large.

The taco at Taco Bell has been microtyzed.

by Granite5 April 17, 2016

microdance

Dancing is minimal movements so that no one will notice. Especially useful when rocking out to music in a crowded cafe or work setting.

Let's microdance to Gaga all day. I don't think anyone will notice.

by pagodasplan October 26, 2016

Micropotato

The microscopic potatos found in our air I swear it's real shut up i'm not crazy it's science

1: I swear there are potatos on this scope slide
2: this is a science class godamn it nathan
1:Micropotato. Seriously.

by Hornist9033 June 30, 2016

microphobia

When someone does not want to talk on a microphone.

My girlfriend doesn't want to talk on mic, she has microphobia.

by Killercoke2 May 23, 2016

microship

A sexual or emotional relationship that normally lasts less than a week. It could last a little longer but two weeks maximum. booty fling relationship short sweet

I've had 4 microships with women in the past 2 months.

by Slap Bass May 21, 2016