weapons of math instruction 

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.

The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.

weapons of math instruction by Jussi April 29, 2004

Raptor Math 

The act of mathematically determining your survival time should a velociraptor begin an attack at that very moment.

“Check my Raptor Math, here, but I think we'd have a 2.3 second survival time if a raptor came through that window.”

Raptor Math by Skudworth February 4, 2012

Incest Math 

The branch of computational logic that deals with explaining the complex nomenclature of complicated interfamily relations

Incest math problem #1: Your son is your brother. Who did you fuck?

Incest math problem #2: You had sex with your aunt who is also your grandmother. What would your daughter be?

Incest math problem #3: There is an orgy at the Smiths house. Jacky and Jamie are twins. Jacky doing Jimmy who is their dad and uncle and and Jamie is doing John, her little brother and grandson. Jordana is doing her cousin who is her grandson and her 2nd uncle. She is also Jacky's mom. Justin is the great grandfather and the brother of John, and he knocks up Jamie who is his cousin. Jester the dog is doing the couch pillow. Explain the whole thing.

Incest Math by erothumos November 23, 2015

aria math 

one of the saddest pieces of minecraft music you can listen to. may not seem sad if you're not a long-time player but for those who have played the game for years, you know what i mean.

*person born in 2005*

*now 2013*
person: this game called minecraft looks pretty cool
person: mom, can you buy me this game?
mom: sure
person: *loads up and plays a bit of survival*
person: *gets bored and looks for a different gamemode and they find creative*
person: im gonna build a spaceship
person: man this is some good music, who made this?
person: *gets off and decides to watch some markiplier*
*9 years later*
person: ima load up my old xbox for old times' sake
*xbox boots up*
person: minecraft, let's hop in to my old world; super mario spaceship..
person: oh god, the memories, i remember this music.
*starts to tear up*
person: what a good time it was.
person: ima find the names of the music in this game
*goes through the whole soundtrack and finds the song he used to listen to*
person: this was the song, good ol' aria math..

aria math by fuckboytoallnations May 9, 2022

Whats your math 

What Is Your Phone Number.

Yo Shorty whats your math.

Whats your math by Lavelle November 26, 2007

girl math 

mathematics used mostly in shopping, to make someone feel better about buying an expensive thing

If my bag is 5000 euros, its not that expensive, because i wear it 5 days a week, 4 weeks a month, for at least 10 months, so its at maximum 25 euros per wear, and thats not very expensive. I LOVE girl math!

girl math by anonymous September 9, 2023

South Florida Math 

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.

For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math

South Florida Math by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012