Clock Math

The science of figuring out a qty of time left or time elapsed, when bored at an activity such as work.

I woke up at 4am and started doing clock math to figure out when to go to work so I could be home by 4pm.

Example 1 -- 30 mins to get ready + 1 hr drive + 8 hrs work + 1 hour break/lunch = 4pm...solve for how much longer can I sleep.

Example 2 -- it's 10:30am I got here at 6am 8 hr shift how much longer do I have to be here?

by 944 November 03, 2012

Wine Math

Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.

The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.

My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!

by Ganvan September 07, 2011

Math Teacher Audit

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

Ancient Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 06, 2021

Common Core Math

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.

Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?

by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017

cool math games

the site that kids play at school nowadays to avoid work.

teacher: hey class today we’re doing work on our school laptops
kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *

by Fadeider December 14, 2018

Math fab Mathonwy

The evilest god ever.

Jim: What did Math fab Mathonwy do?
Greg: He invented math.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020