Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash

"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

bloody mousetrap

When you're going down on your girl during her period only to discover the bloody string dangling from her tampon.

Joe still remembers the horror of going down on his girlfriend for the first time, only to discover a bloody mousetrap! He's now gay.

by Rob Load November 24, 2007

mounce

1. To fuck something up beyond recognition.
2. Backwoods retard

1. Goddamnit! That stupid asshole mounced my whole day!
2. Don't be such a mounce, dude.

by Clit Eatswood December 31, 2005

put one's foot in one's mouth

To say something that one will regret,to make an error.

To put one's foot in one's mouth is the same as stepping in it.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

Mountain Jew

a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.

after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!

by porprock May 16, 2007

Sponge Mouth

The oral cavity of a male or female with no teeth. Like a sponge, it's soft, warm and wet.

Carl picked up the local toothless prostitute for a quick Hummer. For $5.00, its the best Sponge Mouth money can buy.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005