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The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
by kingmc23 August 5, 2010
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Michael Jackson

The only guy who can walk into a 1920's brothel/gang hangout and get everyone dancing.
Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal screamed badass.
by Ogg Vorbis July 27, 2010
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the matches

an AWESOME band from Oakland, theyre music is addicting. i havent listened to anything but them in weeks. I <3 The Matches
I am Deanna and i am addicted to the Matches Cd, Im just a dog eared page you turn back to, wheres the place for me? when were both in love with you. <<<3333
by Dizzle March 24, 2005
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Michael

Michael , he is the most sweet , generous and amazing guy you will ever meet. He is there when you are sad , and will make you smile like no one else has. He will make you laugh when you least expect it. He brings you joy , because just looking. At him gives you butterflies that will last a life time. Michael is very smart and know when someone is sad , but yet Michael can’t tell when you’ve fallen for him .... p.s. to the Michael reading this that girl you’ve been talking to you , who shares her saddest feeling even when it hurts her to tell you , she’s a keeper for life , she’s going to be there in thick or thin. Now is you’re time to take a leap of faith and put in everything for this girl , you may not know it but Michael she loves you
Michael; he is smart , and yet dumb when it comes to love ... but he will learn
by Michaellovesyou5230 October 28, 2018
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Ryan Mitchell Maneuver

A maneuver where you drive your car down a railroad track while a train is approaching. Immediately followed by jumping out of the vehicle and letting the train hit it to stop the train from advancing.
"Oh no, he's using the Ryan Mitchell Maneuver!"

"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"
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Michael Clifford

Michael Clifford is a kitten from the band 5 seconds of summer that can go from a cute little slice of rainbow to hot sex god with the ability to make you faint
"hey, isn't Michael Clifford from the band, 5 Seconds Of Summer?"

"No, he's the random red-haired guy from the mastercard commercial, ya idiot."
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michael damien

This Michael Damien cookie from Subway 😍
by amcertified August 12, 2018
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