minty-fresh

The feeling that you have in your mouth directly after oral sex. Also known as "one of the sexiest, horniest, juiciest feelings in the world." Cannot be felt anywhere else.

Dude, I gotta bang her tonight to get that minty-fresh feeling. It's awesome.

by Watkinius Maximus November 24, 2010

Mintylisious nicabocka mucka

The bestest friend any guy could ever wish to have in the whole wide world. If you only had one of these you'd be the happyest guy alive!!!!!!

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(Kinki kiwi)

(aka Keeley White)

by P.IRV June 1, 2004

Minty

A common typo in online auction sites. The intended word is mint, as in 'fresh from the factory'. Now an accepted usage. Almost always seen in all caps.

These cufflinks are MINTY, still in the original shrinkwrap!

by hellfish July 23, 2012

mintet

A rogue killer, he will make an amazon checker and not give you access.

Person 1: Yo I just got some combos for mail access, you got that checker?
Person 2: nah fam Ima pull a mintet on you

by deqap July 19, 2019

minty.bitches

the best editor in the world

minty.bitches is so talented

by Letsplay14 April 9, 2021

Dirty Minty

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was

Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.

by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020

minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith May 13, 2005