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July 23

1: why’s July 23 rd special to you anyways?
me: it’s my bfs birthday, duh!
by kei:) August 2, 2021
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July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er
It’s Elijahs birthday
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”
by that ni66a October 20, 2019
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4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
by www.contrast007.com July 4, 2014
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July 4th

July 4th is send your boy friend a video of your titties day
Today is July 4th i’m sad send a video
by talesfromsalem July 4, 2022
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July 18

Your the cutest funniest shotty.Keep being you.I love you baby.
It’s my birthday
Did you know im cute and funny
July 18 is the best day to be born on
by Blank2.Blank3 December 2, 2021
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July 22

National Surprise Your Crush/GF with Flowers Day!!
Today you get to surprise that special girl with flowers. Either secretly or not. Just to make her day!!
Person1: Hey!! Its July 22 already!

Person2: Yeah and I already made my crushes day!! She looks so happy after getting those flowers.
by That.018 July 18, 2022
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July 25

If your born on July 25, Damn your cute as fuck.
Hey its my birthday TODAY, July 25!
Yea and your cute as fuck.
by Peanut the puppet November 24, 2021
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