Clamps

(1)To put pressure on someone. Unrelenting pressure like that of inescapable clamps.
(2)To literally place your robotic clamps on someone or something.

A. The bop' was still tryna act like she didn't have my money so I put the clamps on her n shook her down fo' it!
B. The Celtics put the clamps da Lakers 112-86 son !
C. "He's champin' for a clampin'." - Clamps, Futurama
D. "Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? shouting You're a freaking genius, you idiot!" - Clamps, Futurama

by jackpotATX June 16, 2011

bible camp

The best place to go for a week in summer. Seriously. Regardless of whether you actually believe in god.
1.You can meet druggies. And satanists. And you can get drunk, and hook up with some other non-religious people.
2....or you can learn to accept christ as your savior.

Take your pick. Either way, bible camp is great.

Joe: So how was bible camp?"
Sue: "I learned how good god is!"
Mary: "I lost my virginity!"

by Vampire Ghost October 8, 2006

base camp

where things begin...the starting point....

chuck: "look at those fat people circling the funnel cake stand!muffin top heaven!"
flicka: "actually there is a "globulous base camp of stored energy" present there.... i just know!"

by badback9 August 14, 2010

camp wildwood

Camp Wildwood is located in Bridgton Maine, about 45 from portland and located on beautiful "woods pond". In short.. wildwood is the greatest summer camp that could ever exist. Theres not a single flaw at all. Its an all boys camp, but its sister camps are ALWAYS hotties, and the athletics are unparalled

CAMP WILDWOOD CAMPER: " dear mom and dad, today we played cedar in hockey and won 11-0, then we played takajo in baseball and won 8-0, and now im getting ready to mack on some madaponi hotties. life is SO good in bridgeton ME"

by mark meyer is my hero May 28, 2006

Clamping

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

by Perry Burgers June 18, 2011

Clamping

The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate

by Jordan inc August 19, 2018

Camp ernst middle school

When you get fucking food poisoning and the teachers hope you die of a stroke becuse they are to busy shoving there fingers up there ass

Person 1 :go to hell
Person 2: (sorry I already go to camp ernst middle school)

by xXlootthiefXx January 23, 2019